December is nearly upon us and the holiday season is in full-swing. My tabletop Christmas tree is sitting on my dining room table and I purchased a set of new LED Christmas lights, which were promptly strung in my bedroom and kitchen windows. I can smell the power savings already.

Actually, these LED lights are pretty spiffy. Besides the obvious benefits of less power usage and a lower electric bill, they appear to be much more vibrant than the traditional incandescent lights. A good comparison would be automobile brake lights. The incandescents on a regular car are bright, yet soft, while the LED tail lights on a higher-end vehicle are almost piercing. The LED lights also run far cooler due to their reduced power consumption. The downside is that the strand of lights seems to have some kind of inline resistor, which does get slightly warm. It also the clunkiest thing on the entire strand (comparable to a C-size battery) and can be a challenge to hide when decorating.

Overall, I’m happy with my purchase. I’ll probably save a few dollars on my December energy bill, while providing seasonal merriment for all my neighbors.

I think I’ve finally begun to see the light. I used to view Twitter as a farce; a simple distraction to keep morale up during a day of work. After all, what was the point? When I first started using it, the service was largely a vehicle for friends to exchange goofy little updates about themselves. Feeding the cat? Tweet it. Varnishing your footlocker? Tweet it. Initiating a multi-million dollar diamond heist? Tweet it. Despite this, Twitter continued to evolve. While it still serves as a melting pot for all the world’s experiences, it also serves as an excellent way to stay up to date on news tidbits.

While I do share tweets with friends of mine (which also show up in the top-right corner of this website), I largely use Twitter to keep up on news and interesting people. By following SonyPlayStation, I’m able to stay informed about the latest game releases and PS3 firmware updates. Meanwhile, AdagioTeas, keeps me up-to-date on the tea inventory at my favorite online tea retailer. It’s actually useful! Who would have thought? My only gripe is that not enough of my friends use Twitter, so I’m largely left reading the tweets of people I don’t know on a personal basis.

Because of the increasing usefulness of Twitter, I found myself requiring tools that would circumvent my increasing need to visit the website a hundred times per day. For the longest time, I used an iPhone app called Twitteriffic ($5). This worked fine for my limited use, but as my needs increased, I found myself wanting more – especially an application for my desktop computer. And so, about three weeks ago, the great Twitter software shakedown began.

At first, the field was large. For the iPhone, I was considering TweetDeck, Tweetie 2, Twitterific, and Echofon. The desktop computer side of things was a bit smaller with just TweetDeck and Echofon. At first, the selection was whittled down quickly: I found the desktop version of TweetDeck far too complicated and annoying, so Echofon easily won out. On the flipside, I found the iPhone version of Echofon to be a bit on the light side, so that was dropped almost immediately. Twitterific held onto the crown for about two weeks, until I decided that TweetDeck and Echofon offered far more features, while being easier to use… and that is where I stand right now. I’m still debating between TweetDeck and Tweetie, as both apps are almost equally weighted with pros and cons. If someone held a gun to my head and told me to pick one, I might lean towards Tweetie, simply because I like it’s minimalist design, but both apps are otherwise in a virtual dead heat.

  

Left to right: Echofon, TweetDeck, and Tweetie 2
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That about concludes my Twitter software spiel. I would review each individual program and explain their merits, but I think this blog post would end up being a solid 2000+ words in length. Just know that I’m a picky guy and each Twitter client is examined for their presentation, color scheme, ease of use, and chunkiness (in other words, less bloated = better). If nothing else, I hope this list will help to point someone in the right direction if they’re looking for a good Twitter client.

Also, if you’re a Twitter user, keep your eyes peeled for FlyTags. That’s me.

The iPhone lets the user set a wallpaper. This wallpaper image shows up during two common occurrences. The first is when you unlock the phone. The second is when someone calls and are not in the phone’s contact list. On my phone, nearly all of my contacts have pictures. If my mom calls, I see a picture of my mom. If a friend calls, I see their picture. So, what’s the problem, you ask? Simply this:

Much to my chagrin, Tina Fey is not on my contact list. She’s my current wallpaper image. Thus, whenever a strange number calls me, I see a picture of Ms. Fey pop up on my screen and, for a split second, I actually think that she’s calling me. The next moment, the bottom drops out, I realize that it’s just my wallpaper image, and I begrudgingly pick up the phone. This is one little feature that drives me nuts about the iPhone. I want a background image that I can enjoy, but I also don’t want to be tricked into thinking a celebrity is calling me every time an unknown number calls me. Such a quandary!

I’ve decided that people who regularly use Facebook as a way to push their political agenda irritate me immensely. I didn’t join Facebook to have left- or right-wing agendas shoved down my throat via the daily News Feed. I joined the site to find out how my friends are doing, reconnect with old contacts, and share media. Instead, a solid 25% of daily updates seem to center around things like “Vote for Proposition 3847A and help shut down the Democratic party!” and “Barack Obama is the great American savior. Be sure to vote for him again in 2012!” For the love of everything holy, don’t these people ever stop?

I have no problem with someone announcing that they want to expand the death penalty to include misdemeanors or that they blindly support socialized medicine regardless of the facts, but only if they post about it once or twice. When they turn their status updates into a virtual pulpit and preach about it multiple times per day, my irritation increases exponentially. The only thing that keeps me from posting a snotty remark on their profile is my steadfast policy of keeping my political views off of Facebook.

In modern America, friendly political discussions are becoming far more polarizing than ever before. I used to post about it all the time on my blog, but I’ve seriously scaled back. I only talk politics with my closest friends now and only after we’ve agreed to drop the topic entirely if the discussion becomes too heated. That’s not to say I don’t enjoy a good political discussion (which, thankfully, most of my closest friends are intelligent enough to maintain). In fact, I enjoy hearing opinions that differ from my own… which is probably why I have so many liberal friends. That’s not to say that I’m conservative, as I sit more in the middle. On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being extreme liberal, 10 being extreme conservative), I probably sit around a 5.5 – 6.0. If you averaged all of my views together, I’d probably come out slightly on the conservative side of a moderate stance.

I don’t appreciate extreme views, which is probably why I don’t belong to a political party (hang with me, my point is coming up in a second). I feel as though I should be flexible enough to take a little bit from both sides of an issue. There is no right answer anymore. Political issues have become far too complicated to allow for black and white thinking and, in my opinion, it’s dangerous to take an extreme stance. Not only does it pigeon-hole the person, but it polarizes people who have not yet formed an opinion. When someone preaches to the extreme, it’s a turn-off for me. The person comes across as being crazy, forceful, and ill-informed. My initial reaction is to take an opposing viewpoint to create balance. I don’t like being strong-armed into supporting something.

This is exactly the kind of reaction that Facebook political preachers elicit from me and the reason I keep my politics off of Facebook. I’ve also decided that I will no longer post political opinions on my blog. If someone wants to know my stance on something, they’ll have to first earn my trust, show they can make an informed decision, and then talk about it in a calm and controlled manner.

Last night’s doctor visit was one of the more useless ones I’ve had in a long time. Despite all the evidence and my repeated suggestions to the contrary, the nurse practitioner I saw was convinced I’m dealing with acid reflux. Thus, I left the office with a prescription for antacids in my hand. The reasoning I was given was basically: “Try these antacids. They should help. If not, let me know, and we’ll get you an appointment with an endocrinologist for an endoscopy.”

What kind of sense does this make? Let’s say it’s acid reflux. What’s the next step? See an endocrinologist? What if it’s not acid reflux? See an endocrinologist. Rather than having me take the antacids, see if they work, and then sending me to the specialist, why don’t we just cut to the chase? Give me the antacids and get me an appointment with the endocrinologist. End of story.

But noooo… Now I have to spend the next several days waiting to see if prescription antacids clear this whole thing up. Meanwhile, my upper abdomen aches constantly and god forbid should I decide to move around, burp, or turn the wrong way and be treated to the fantastic sensation of someone stabbing me in the gut. This weekend should be awesome. Bring it on!